Country & Western and Irish Dance and Music Nights
Summer 2010
Every Tuesday from June 8th to August 24th
Time: 9pm - 11.30pm
Location: Ardagh Suite
Admission: €5
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Brendan Grace comes to the Celtic Ross Hotel!
Thursday 5th August
'ITS A FUNNY OLD WORLD'
It's a funny old world when seen through the eyes of Brendan Grace.
The sanctimonious priest who knows more than he's telling:
''Blessed is he who gets married in the nick of time''.
The father of the bride makes a speech at his daughters wedding:
''She could have married someone with money;she could have married
someone who was working.She could have married someone who wasn't working..
but was willing to work.''
Then there's the schoolboy with the unspeakable personal habits and a fine line
in sympathy pleas.
Brendan Grace is all of these and more.Each cock- eyed portrait he paints has a
ring of truth that brings audiences to the point of apoplexy.
Brendan's material owes more to the best of the traditional stand-up-comics
than it does to modern alternative humour and his show is very much a show
for all the family.
There is a sincerity about his act that endears you to him, and
his off-stage persona is very much a 'man of the people' as he makes himself
available after each show for a photo and a 'meet and greet'.
You can catch Brendan with new 'Brand New Show'.
This is a family show.

Thursday August 5th
Show only Tickets €30 per adult
Overnight B&B, Dinner and Show €105pps
Two nights B&B, one evening meal and Show €155pps
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Interactive Theatre Australia
in association with Ten42 Productions
Present
Faulty Towers...
the dining experience
After a sell out six week tour of Ireland in 2009 Faulty Towers…the dining experience is back
Basil, Sybil and Manuel return to serve you dinner and a feast of comic delights, some familiar some off the cuff but all with a “Faulty” seasoning and a guarantee to keep you laughing all the way to the desert. Basil is manic, Sybil domineering, and Manuel – of course – is hopelessly language-challenged. Everything that can wrong, does in some beautifully controlled chaos. Just don’t mention the war!
Faulty Towers…the dining experience has been winning fans and accolades at Edinburgh, Melbourne and Adelaide Festivals for the last three years. Featuring all the best gags and a great meal, Faulty Towers….the dining experience is a loosely-scripted, pitch-perfect '13th episode' of the TV series which develops the characters made famous by John Cleese, Prunella Scales and Andrew Sachs.
Some praise from the 2009 Edinburgh Fringe:
- “This belly achingly funny show is 100% worth every penny” (aussietheatre.com)
- ‘ ***** a once in a lifetime dining experience!’ (British Theatre Guide)
- ‘ ***** spot on… brilliantly played… utterly delicious entertainment’ (Edinburgh Evening News)
- “ ***** the best show at the Festival… I loved Fawlty Towers, the television series, but in many ways this live production is even better… ingenious… by far the best comedy show I have ever been to” (Sunday Express)
- “the characterisation is superb”(actress Katy Manning, who saw the show twice! - fans of Dr Who might remember her as Jo, from Jon Pertwee's days)
Appearing in Druids Restaurant September 17th - 19th
Show Only - which includes your "Faulty Towers" dinner - €45 per person
Overnight B&B, Show (including "Faulty Towers" dinner) €110pps
Two nights B&B, and Show (including "Faulty Towers" dinner) €170pps
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Weekend
in aid of Action Breast Cancer
1st – 3rd October 2010
Enjoy a fantastic weekend with friends and raise money for Action Breast Cancer.
Join us for a girls only weekend of fun with your Mum, sister, aunt, friends, cousins..... And support Action Breast Cancer.
So far we have Cooking Demo with Martin “Mad About Fish” Shanahan (Fishy Fishy Cafe), Salsa and Dirty Dancing with Debbie, Style with Julie from stylefish.ie, Irish Cancer Society talk, Self Defence lesson, goodie bags, cocktails and a mini facial.
All for €185pps
Includes two nights B&B and dinner on Saturday night.
And there is much more to come!
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West Cork Sports Star Award 2009
Keith Cronin is the 2009 Celtic Ross Hotel West Cork Sports Star Award winner. Christy Cooney, GAA President announced the winner at the annual awards Gala Banquet on Saturday 2nd January in the Celtic Ross Hotel.
West Cork Sports Star Award is sponsored by the Celtic Ross Hotel in conjuction with The Southern Star and C103FM.
We are delighted to have Mr Christy Cooney GAA President as the guest speaker at this years annual awards ceremony on 2nd January 2010.
The annual awards ceremony with special guests will be held on the 2nd January 2010 in the Celtic Ross Hotel West Cork. For tickets and further information please contact Reception on (023) 8848722 or email info@celticross.com